Tuesday 24 July 2012

The Caffeinated Dramaqueens of the Internet

No, it isn't because one of the most uptown coffee houses rudely turned down a customer's request to pray. It isnt even because the In charge Manager and his waiter need a copy of "Waiter Ethics for Dummies". It's not even because Espresso is ridiculously expensive. Actually, in all seriousness, it's the growing discrimination that has come to light (once again), in the counter response by the self labelled 'liberals' of Pakistan's social media. This discrimination coupled with the stubborn lack of acknowledgment of the extreme intolerance that comes with it, has become a breeding ground for irrational prejudice against Muslims. In their own country.

Liberal thought has never been about intolerance and discrimination, but how do you drill that concept in a people who foolishly equate liberalism to restrictions on religious freedom? And not just any religion- but Islam. There's a word for it in the west; Islamophobia. And something must seriously be wrong with the 'liberals' in our society if they need medication for it.

A lady orders her coffee..sandwich, politely then asks if the waiter can show her a place to pray. In the west, it's a pretty normal request (and not an unusual sight) which has never been blown out of proportion like it's being done in the Pakistani social media.

You have to ask..did the lady just march in with a machete demanding management to throw out all the obscene diners? No? Did she walk in and demand everyone get down for namaz with her or else..? No? So she just wanted to pray 3 rak'at Magrib?! Then why's the Twitterati crying foul?

The most astonishing part is Pakistan is an Islamic Republic, not the Dominican Republic. It's home to a whopping 170 million Muslims. So yes, excuse me if I find the turning down of the woman's request out of the ordinary. In Ramadan. At Iftaar time. And the response to her request, by the fake 'liberals', nothing short of outrageous. There's a growing tide of intolerance being perpetrated by the media and the secular facists behind it. And it's anything but healthy. Forces bent on making sure religion stays strictly confined within masajid and homes in an Islamic country? Ridiculously stupid. It's like asking for trouble, just don't complain of a backlash when the Muslims cant take the harrassment anymore.

Azhar Khan: "It’s a cafe,not a place of worship,if religious rituals were so important to the person protesting,she should have done Iftari at home and then gone out for coffee later.."
Or maybe she was travelling and didn't have time to go home for Iftaar and Magrib? Maybe that's why she was there in the first place, Einstein?!

Saira Habib: "Why must religious rituals be shoved upon people everywhere.Espresso has a right to remain a cafe,it shouldn’t be coerced into becoming a madrassa."
A person REQUESTING to pray = converting the place into a madrassah. That makes as much sense as square wheels. And then they wonder why our society's so intolerant. (And stupid).

Beenish Amjad: "Why can’t they leave us alone,it’s pretty simple,if she wanted to pray she should have opened her fast in a mosque."
So now we can't open our fasts at cafes. Great!! Scrap those 'Ramadan All You Can Eat' billboards now will you?

Ammar: "Next thing mullah-mizaaj will demand is to turn this place into a masjid?" Uh, why?

That's just a fraction of the hateful comments left behind. So doesn't it make sense if a cafe/restaurant is running iftari deals, they should also accomodate customers who want to pray. Right? Customers first? Ethics? I must sound like Captain Obvious for stating something well so.. obvious.

Over the years our so-called liberals have successfully polarized society into; extremist misfits (they're not exactly liberals and they don't fit anywhere else either) and the conservative Muslims (in short, practising Muslims). Why? Because as history is witness for every evil that befalls a nation, there must follow a blame game. So why not blame Pakistan's corrupt, violence riddled history on the 'Islamists' (read: ALL practising Muslims)? Of course because Pakistan has always been ruled by Islamist shariah abiding groups like the PPP, MQM, PMLN etc. right?

64 years of Islamic rule has totally messed up the country. Mullahs like Zardari and his wife (shaheed!) have successfully turned Pakistan into a 'radical' hell-hole (forget the billions they stole and the monarch like heirarchy regime under the facade of democracy they set up). 'Mullah' Altaf (the song bird) is my favorite, he has his own army of 'jihadists' in every corner of Karachi, with more arms than the US Military (and they don't go unused either). 'Mullah' Musharraf was a 'radical' one (of NRO/Jamia Hafsa Massacre/Phos-Bomb fame), because of his military- I mean 'jihadist' background. He loved his guns (and Mr Bush) so much he even declared 'jihad' against his own country! (we're still somehow fighting that war). 'Mullah' Nawaz wasn't quite sure how to rule as an Islamist so he called in the US State Department to help out. He's in the opposition now, unsure how that works too, so just goes with the flow (with some fiery rhetoric every now and then). So yeah blame the Muslims, it's a trend. And it works.

9 comments:

  1. Whoever's side you are basically on, you don't reflect a true Muslim at the very least. I read up this piece, unsure regarding your love/appeal for Islam, if your words or the message behind them meant to have any.

    On one hand, you are a solemn critic of violent anti-Islamic pseudo Western liberals, on the other hand, you go "Mullah" "Jihadist" etc. the terms the Western liberals with ease and preeminent zeal use against the pure Muslims (Sunni/Sufi), Mullah is an utterly unseemly derivative word for Mawlana, the honorific title apt for an Islamic scholar. Moving on to "Jihadish", Jihad as you may well be knowing is a sacred duty, avoid its usage with that lowliness that you, I wish perhaps ignorantly, came up with.

    Jamat-e-Islami is a group which is overtly and covertly responsible for terror activities within Pakistan, apart from thrice a dozen news reports, their own speeches via any other mass medium you pick vouch for that, you appear to be supporting the group.

    Pakistan today faces trouble from both raging liberal extremists as well as suicidal religious extremists supportive of Jamat-e-Islami type terror ideology. Please leave the h*ll out of this country, all of you Taliban and DHA freaktards!

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  3. I am obviously not making fun of mujahideen and the maulana by using the terms 'Jihadist' or 'Mullah'. The former is a term often used by the liberals to degrade mujahideen and the latter is not a degrading word at all, but has more negative connotations when the liberals of our society use it. If you try hard enough maybe the sarcasm wont be so lost on you. I dont see anything wrong with JI ideology as much as I see with the other political groups youre clearly biased perhaps you need to air your head a little? And no I will not get the hell out, why dont you?

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  4. wow you have the munnahs on ur blog too!

    nice article btw

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  5. Adding much more to your surprise, Jamat-e-Islami terror activities are not a single reason why I say you should think about leaving Pakistan, but lay your sweet eyes on what the founder of Jamat-e-Islami said about the founder (and his dynamic political party) of this nation you Jamaatis debase, destroy one way or the other:

    “Pity! From League’s Quaid-e-Azam down to the lower cadres, there is not a single person who has an Islamic outlook and thinking and whose perspective on matters is Islamic“. (Ibid. P.37)

    That's how gruesome his views were on Muslim League, it's this horrid treachery that exists in the founding roots of Jamat-e-Islami which makes enough sense to anyone offering resistance to it.

    What is Mullah Altaf, Mullah Zardari? I without delay seek Allah's mercy for re-writing this. The sarcasm or whatever, that choice of words is a bit of steep! 'Tis only relative of the anti-Islam pseudo Western liberals. You should have avoided that.

    The Prophet (peace be upon him) said: “A believer does not taunt, curse, abuse or talk indecently.” (Holy Tirmidhi).

    Peace. :)

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  6. I think I know who this troll is. Btw nothing wrong with that statement if you study history from an unbiased perspective you'll know it's true. It's not 'gruesome' and not 'treacherous' either, stop exaggerating it's not working, your post has about zero credibility and its not changing. No more trolling now, k?

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  7. I thought we could establish a talk here in accord with the rules of logic but plenty of sadness! You don't speak with proofs, nor is there any logical reasoning in your posts except the usual [www.urbandicitonary.com] sort of attitude specific to an annoyingly rude, badly behaved six years old, it doesn't even sound cool despite you die trying hard forever.

    Come on yet, wasn't an amazingly, thoroughly spiritual poet, the lifeblood of Muslim League Allama Iqbal the possessor of Islamic soul & thinking and didn't he see matters in a hundred and one percent Islamic light? I think Maududi's short-sightedness sped across all its bounds here. Moreover, Jamiat Ulema-e-Hind opposed the creation of a separate Muslim state of Pakistan. Abdul Kalaam Azaad opposed the creation of Pakistan. Seems like all Deobandis of the world altogether opposed the creation of Pakistan. When it's as plain as the nose on your face Deobandis or Jamaatis are so against the country's foundation, then why the beep should you all Deobandis/Maududis be telling us how we run this country? Go away, back to your job of evil Hindu pundits' shameless sycophancy! Let this beautiful nation, this slave-state to Holy City of Madina Munawara have peace and attain the Islamic goals for which [with much bloodshed, sacrifices and relentless efforts it was struggled for] came into being.

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  8. It came into being*
    Positively hoping to see your response soon. :)

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