Sunday 25 March 2012

And the Blame Goes To..


In a heartwrenching incident, a Pakistani woman commits suicide ten years after having acid thrown over her face by ex-husband and former MPA Mr Jaarhead. Liberal Extremists have linked victim's death to the rise of Islamic terrorism.
One journalist Mohsin comments, "These crimes are never perpetrated in modern, secular countries like India, only Islamist extremists are responsible!"
Obviously forgetting the perpetrator belongs to the country's most liberal party, PPP and not Jamaat-e-Islami. The Democratic party of the PPP, champion for women's rights has now been in power since the last five years, accredited with healthy exponential growth in PPP's co-chairman President Asif Ali Zardari's bank balance.

Enraged at the suicide attack, people were impatient for justice. Adil wanted to see some heads roll immediately, "It's the Taliban! The government should arrest all Taliban sympathizers!"

21-year old Sameena recently returned from the US, shares her insightful analysis, "You have to realize, it's only the mullahs fault! Such incidents cannot be stopped unless we clear them all out!"

US Secretary of State, Silly Blimpton condemned the attack, issuing a stern warning to Pakistan, and threatening dire consequences, possibly country-wide acid-attacks if 'Islamic Terrorism' is not curbed.


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